Christopher E. Stamos, AKA the Pirate ‘Donde Estamos.’ I hold an annual
pirate costume party here in Tucson, Arizona. As Dave Barry so wisely
once said, “There comes a time in a man's life when he hears the call of
the sea. "Hey, YOU!" are the sea's exact words. If the man has a brain
in his head, he will hang up the phone immediately.” This pirate does
not have a brain in his head, just a fondness for pirates and the sea.
